Intermission

I've always wanted to be a rock star, but not the typical kind. If I were in a band we'd play soup bowls residing on lunch tables around the globe. I'd dub myself David Lee Broth and my backing band would be The Oysterettes. My stage costume would be merely a vest and women would swoon over my chicken noodle arms. We'd limit our set to one hour as to accommodate lunch breaks worldwide. It would indeed, rock.